EPISODE #3 – “ENVY AVENUE” (The Communist Cafe)

CHARACTERS: Alfalfa Alinsky; Bolshevik Bernie; Bankrupt Bonita; Phony Fascista (a.k.a. Kamala-flaged); Poison Envy

SCENARIO-SYNOPSIS: A walking “tour” of “ENVYAVENUE”; Lunch at “The COMMUNIST CAFE“; the district-“slums” of “Little Venezuela”, the “project” of Socialist Street, a.k.a. “Proletarian Paradise”

Dialogue[s]: Even Steven & Exceptional Earn-ie; (Building Towers vs Organizing” Toilets – Alfalfa Alinsky vs “Maga Monster” (special guest”

Blowhard Bob – “Bill Gates Has Too Much Money”

LESSONS LEARNED: “Equality in Misery”; “Markets and Marxism”

LEVEL-ing (equality in misery)

GOD of GOVERNMENT

BLESSINGS (UN-equal – pursued) vs BURDENS (equal – provided) 

SWIMMING POOL – BUCKET (redistribution vs rewards)

PROFIT (“Invisible Hand”) vs POWER (“Iron Fist”)

COMMERCE (free) vs CONTROL (fascist-“fair”)

1995 Harvard HEALTH STUDYIncome [opportunity] and Equality [outcomes]

MAKE $50,000 (others $25k) OR MAKE $100,000 (others $200k)

VIDEO – BOULDERS (taxes) and MOUNTAINS (regulations)

“PROFIT PIMPS” vs “POWER PIGS”

INVISIBLE HAND vs IRON FIST (economic profit vs political power)