The DEVIL’s ADVOCATE – Karl MARX

“SLAVIC SOCRATES” is on the “cutting edge” of “journalism”, cutting through the “guardian knots” of confusion … and layers of odious onion to get down to the “ROTTEN CORE” of life’s issues and “current events”, ignored by “Fallen Mankind” under the control of satan, the current king of this world, but, in need of God’s Redemption …

Q: YOUR “IDEOLOGY” LED to the DEATH of HUNDREDS of MILLIONS in HUMAN HISTORY. DO YOU HAVE ANY REGRETS.

A: IT’s REALLY HOT DOWN HERE in HELL. DO YOU HAVE to be so “NEGATIVE” and FOCUS on my “MALIGNANT NARCISSISM”? NEXT QUESTION …

Q: MUCH of YOUR IDEOLOGY HAS PROVEN to be PSEUDO-SCIENTIFIC “MYTHOLOGY” in PREDICTING the COURSE of HUMAN HISTORY. 

IT’s SIMPLE-minded, SOPH-MORIC, SATAN-ic and SUICIDAL, FAKE “HUMANITY” CAMOUFLAGING and EXCUSING ALL SORTS of IN-HUMANITY …

HAVE YOU TAKEN ANY TIME IN HELL “REFLECTING” on YOUR HUMAN PAST?

A: I AM RIGHT, YOU ARE WRONG. I AM a “DEMI-GOD”, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE of HUMAN EXCREMENT. YOU TOO WILL END UP in the GULAG. NEXT QUESTION …

Q: MANY of YOUR HUMAN CONTEMPORIES CONSIDERED YOU a FREE-LOADER and a “MOOCH”, a “classic” CASE of an “ALIENATED A##HOLE”. 

YOUR REACTION? …

A: CAN I KINDLY BEG YOU FOR a CHEESEBURGER? … I’LL GLADLY PAY YOU BACK TUESDAY.

Q: HOW IS “LIFE” IN HELL?

A: WHEN THAT LUNATIC JEFFREY DAHMER was MY ROOMATE, I ADMIT TO FEELING A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 

I MEAN, MY IDEOLOGY UNLEASHED a DIABOLICAL “APPETITE for DESTRUCTION” ON HUMANITY, BUT JEFF’s “APPETITE” FREAKED ME OUT. 

BUT NOW THAT GOD TRANSFERRED IN “FREDDY” NIETZCHE, WE CAN BOTH BE GOD-HATING, MISERABLE, INSANE SELF-RIGHTEOUS BASTARDS TOGETHER in our NATIVE GERMAN LANGUAGE. 

PLUS, I THINK IT’S BETTER THAT DAHMER IS BACK WITH HIS OLD ROOMATE “TED the UNI-BOMBER“. TIMOTHY McVEIGH APPLIED WITH THOSE TWO FOR THAT “TRI-PLEX” OUR BACK BUT WERE DENIED. 

I APPLIED FOR THE “TRI-PLEX” OUT BACK WITH “FREDDY” and GOEBELS, THAT LYING LITTLE SNAKE … I LOVE THAT GUY, “JOEY”. I THINK WE GOT DENIED BECAUSE BECAUSE SOME of the “LOWER DOWNS” in CHARGE GOT CONCERNED OVER SOME ALLEGED “ISSUES” OVER “LEBENSRAUM” and “REICH” HEARSAY NONSENSE THEY ALWAYS USE AGAINST US. 

WE BOTH HATE THAT “GERMAN” POSEUR ADOLPH DOWN the HALL.  AUSTRIANS SUCK. THAT is one of the FEW THINGS ME and “FREDDY” CAN AGREE UPON. ARE YOU GONNA DRINK ALL of YOUR BOTTLED WATER? I’m FEELING KINDA HOT DOWN HERE.